Or almost everything, anyway.

I’d be the Aspect of the new White Dragonflight and we’d be in charge of death. Not by killing people but by making sure nobody’s cheating with immortality or undeath when they shouldn’t be and keeping spirits in line and everything like that. We’d be the best ones ever.

[[ooc: I accidentally saved over the screencap of this question, but it was something along the lines of “say the names of the Dragon Aspects ten times fast!”]]

Alexstrasza Deathwing Malygos Ysera Nozdormu Aexstraza Deathwing Malygoserazdormualexrasasaradeathwingmalalosera… uh… Nozdormu AlexstraaaaAAAAAAGH! WHATEVER.

Anyway, I guess they’re a little ticklish. Which is why I don’t let anyone touch them.

They’re all a bunch of idiots!

…

Okay, fine, I guess not really. Well, sort of. It’s… complicated. ‘Cause the Zephyr Crew took me in when stuff happened when I was a lot younger, and gave me a home and stuff. Even now that I’m not living at the bar, I only have my hut ‘cause of Bloodaxe. I’m definitely closest with him, which is weird ‘cause it only happened after he threw me in the ocean.

Then there’s Caeryn, but she’s gone. Whatever, I don’t care. And Sara’s really nice even though sometimes I get the feeling she’s not very smart. And Gaurth is okay when he’s not saying I have to dress up like a Kodo and do dumb dances to bring in customers. Which I’ve still managed to avoid actually doing so there.

But then you have Maro and the dumb troll with all the spiders and they’re definitely all dumb.

Ohhh… I remember when I was really little, my fur was still white but my mane was brown like most tauren. I dunno when it started to turn white or how, but apparently that’s a thing that happens to spirit walkers the more in tune we get with the spirit world. Maybe ‘cause of all the stress of hearing them all day every day. I don’t mind that much, though. ‘Cause it makes me special.

Also, chocolate. The answer is always chocolate.